Tote Bag — "Half-Assed Restorations" Neon Donkey Graphic Canvas Tote

Lightweight but sturdy, this cotton canvas tote carries daily life with a wink. The bold neon graphic — a cheeky donkey silhouette and hand-lettered slogan — reads like a private joke shared among friends who appreciate ironic humor and practical design. It sits flat against the body, slips over the shoulder easily, and stands up to groceries, books, and market runs without sagging. Choose natural for a classic look or black for high-contrast, durable wear that keeps the spotlight on the bright print. Bring it to concerts, farmers’ markets, or quick errands when you want to carry essentials and a bit of personality.

Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durable daily use
- Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and structured
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry